Stoop 'tins'-

So I know that I have been on a hiatus from this but i had my exams then and then I proceeded to do my Masters.Anyway, I'm back now so yeah. While I was gone I  still kept my eyes peeled on all the shameless people who have refused to change their ways.

I will start with this babe who came to my friends house. We were just chilling playing Fifa and yarning as we do on a lowkey day. The babe had just finished smoking a cigarette and claimed that she needed to wash her hand. She went straight to the toilet to wash her hand and that's when the whole stoop 'tin' happened. The hand wash was little but it was the kind of thing that you could tip over and still get some liquid to come out. Oh but No this just wouldn't do for this babe she had to wash her hand to a certain specification. So what did she do, after looking around for a suitable substitute for the handwash, she looked down into the cabinet below. She then to my astonishment, pulled out a pack of DAZ(thats like ariel or omo for those who don't know) and poured a heap on her right hand. As if this was not enough, she decided to run some water on this particular hand of hers which im guessing was so it could lather or some bants. She scrubbed her hands thoroughly as if she was washing a dirty towel. This is totally unacceptable and if you would do the same as well then you should slap your self.

On a different day but in the same venue another babe was in the house. She was here for a  games night but she came across some lipstick that she liked on one of the tables in the parlour. I don't know how you try to check the colour as girls but what she did really took me by surprise. She used her index finger and smudged of the lipstick from the lipstick bants and decided to rub it on her wrist like she was trying out perfume. I confronted her and asked her what the hell she was doing. She even still had the effrontery to argue that what she did was right that she just wanted to check the colour. This was a stoop to me, I dont care if its not a stoop to you. Its never that serious to check ruby woo or whatever they call those things.

P.s shoutout to all those stooping on instagram.I'll elaborate in my next post..swaggy.